March 30th

Novell Deserves More than $2,000,000,000

For the love of PETE!

(Link to article)

Who in their right mind would think that Novell should go for less than a mere 4 big B’s?  I dare say, perhaps they could settle for maybe $3.82 billion, but no less.

And we younglings have all heard of Novell and know exactly what they brought us through the years:

§  Santa Clara Systems Inc. - 1986

§  Cache Data Products - 1986

§  Softcraft - 1987

§  CXI - 1988

§  Excelan - 1989

§  Digital Research – 1991

§  International Business Software Ltd. - 1992

§  Unix System Laboratories – 1993

§  WordPerfect & Quattro Pro (Borland) – 1994

§  Netoria - 1999

§  Novetrix - 1999

§  JustOn – 1999

§  PGSoft - 2000

§  Novetrix - 2001

§  Cambridge Technology Partners – 2001

§  Callisto Software, Inc. - 2001

§  SilverStream Software – 2002

§  Ximian – 2003

§  SuSE – 2003

§  Salmon – 2004

§  Tally Systems – 2005

§  Immunix – 2005

§  e-Security, Inc – 2006

§  RedMojo – 2007

§  SenForce – 2007

§  Platespin - 2008

§  SiteScape - 2008

§  Command Control and Compliance Auditor, (Fortefi) - 2008

§  Managed Objects, Inc. – 2008

See, we know and care about what you’ve brought us, Novell.  Wait-what?  Those are all your acquisitions, you say?

Oh,

Well…then I guess….uhhh…

Well.  Thanks for everything.

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