August 2010
4 posts
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Sesame Street meets Horror Sci-Fi
Have you ever wondered what your favorite Sesame Street characters would look like if they were crossed with Aliens and Predators? Well now you don’t have to wonder. Posted via email from NikHatter.com | Comment »
Obamacare
Oh…I get it now. Posted via email from NikHatter.com | Comment »
Inception....Unraveled!
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July 2010
3 posts
Another Comic-Con
Deadpool sings about the true nature of Comic-Con for your listening enjoyment. Posted via email from NikHatter.com | Comment »
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Masked Crusader Fights Crime in Tennessee
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June 2010
1 post
Apple Tells Users to Hold IPhone Differently to...
By Adam Satariano and Crayton Harrison June 25 (Bloomberg) — Apple Inc. responded to complaints about reception on its new iPhone by telling customers they should hold the device differently. “Gripping any mobile phone will result in some attenuation of its antenna performance, with certain places being worse than others depending on the placement of the antennas,” Apple said...
May 2010
13 posts
BP Oil Spill...in 1979?
Oh my. Good ol’ Rachel Maddow. We love her…if only she could love us back. But no. She is a cold calculating oil company assassin. Hats off to you Rachel for single-handedly reminding the nation of America that: · That life exists after oil spills · That wildlife will recover · That oil dependence will continue · That Gulf of Mexico fishing will recover...
The X-Men Sprites
The EPIC battle between Sprite and 7up rages on. Oh and Sierra Mist. And we can throw in Mountain Dew, I suppose. But if we do that then we have to say MelloYello and whatever the Sam’s Club brand is. ENOUGH. The point IS: The folks at Marvel chose sprite to represent their characters. Check out the various action poses that one of our favorite artists (http://www.twitter.com/jaridmayo)...
Iron Baby
Now that we’ve all seen Iron Man 2 here at NikHatter.com (except for Ronnie….idiot). We now know that it is possible for anybody who hits the bottle, sleeps where he drops, steals the hearts of women near and far, and ends up behind bars far too often to create a battle suite that is arguably the most dangerous weapon on the face of the planet. But in this case, we trust the widdle...
Shill for Ratatat (or MGMT, really)
NikHatter.com cannot really comment on the validity of this song or if Karma will truly prevail, but rest assured when Ratatat or MGMT is a part of it, we’re all in!! See and download the full gallery on posterous Pursuit Of Happines (Ft. Mgmt & Ratatat) by Kid Cudi Download now or listen on posterous Kid Cudi - Pursuit of Happines (ft. MGMT &...
Shill for Ratatat and MGMT
NikHatter.com cannot really comment on the validity of this song or if Karma will truly prevail, but rest assured when Ratatat or MGMT is a part of it, we’re all in!! See and download the full gallery on posterous Pursuit Of Happines (Ft. Mgmt & Ratatat) by Kid Cudi Download now or listen on posterous Kid Cudi - Pursuit of Happines (ft. MGMT &...
Shill for Ratatat (or MGMT....either way)
NikHatter.com cannot really comment on the validity of this song or if Karma will truly prevail, but rest assured when Ratatat or MGMT is a part of it, we’re all in!! See and download the full gallery on posterous Pursuit Of Happines (Ft. Mgmt & Ratatat) by Kid Cudi Download now or listen on posterous Kid Cudi - Pursuit of Happines (ft. MGMT &...
Someone from Bad Robot's take on the Finale
This was originally posted in the Forums but the load crashed our servers lol. Thanks to empire for the following. This is making the rounds, not sure how true it is…but a worthwhile read if so Good stuff on here! I can finally throw in my two cents! I’ve had to bite my tongue for far too long. Also, hopefully I can answer some of John’s questions about Dharma...
Making "Back to the Future" Better
Have you ever wondered how Back to the Future could possibly get any better? No. Of course you haven’t. Because you have purposed in your heart that Back to the Future is not only as good as it will ever be but it is the pinnacle and epitome of all time travelling stories—sorry, but even including LOST. Yet, we here at NikHatter.com, have come up with a way to make it even better. ...
So this is Lost
http://www.tvsquad.com/2010/05/24/jimmy-kimmels-funny-lost-alternate-endings-video/ http://www.tvsquad.com/2010/05/24/lost-this-is-the-end-part-one-video/ http://www.tvsquad.com/2010/05/24/lost-this-is-the-end-part-two-video/ As you all know, Lost is now finished. Are you satisfied? Was it a let down? Or was it everything you had hoped for…and more? Jack and the group have been...
Super 8
By now, we’ve all seen the insanity that was Cloverfield. It was good and difficult at the same time. The monster was believable and the viral(ness) of the marketing was impeccable. The problem is how to reproduce that thrill for audiences in the nexcapade. J.J.Abrams will try…and most likely succeed. We all know that the true alien ship and technology is not in Area 51, but...
Darth Vader and Tom Tom
For years they’ve been telling us that we will be able to capture the fantasy and wonder of our childhood heroes on the little devices known as Tom Tom’s. But what they didn’t explain is that there would also be nightmares. Pure, unadulterated haunting that make us shudder; that make us tremble; that make us quake with terror to our very core. They never told us that we would...
Myq Kaplan - Like the Asians Do
I’ve never heard of Myq Kaplan, but his lack of timing and his extremely smart wit puts him in the forefront of the comedy central showcase. I believe that I could listen to this man/boy for at least 20 minutes per week. http://comedians.jokes.com/myq-kaplan/videos/myq-kaplan—-exclusive—-fighting-ignorance I do however think he has a incalculably good grasp on...
I Think I Saw this Movie
In the event of this sort of outbreak, be sure to be single. Really, I mean honestly, when this sort of thing occurs, which we in America seem to be obsessed with, make sure you are unattached and unmarried. It’s called “Stress Induced Love.” Go ahead, look it up. My point here is that this very funny xkcd cartoon is not too far off from reality. How often do we see the hero...
April 2010
11 posts
Smile, the World Loves You
Alright, raise your hand if you’re just plum loco crazy about the US of A? Anyone?…Anyone at all?…Anyone who’s breathing will do. Well here at NikHatter.com, we thought not. But hey that may just be a fluke in our readership, and if that’s true—you oughta be ashamed of yourselves. It’s obvious that we should just move right to the charts: As you can see by the...
Tired of Too Much Detail?
Me too! Give me story in my comics and my televised media. Now really what do I want with the same tears in the same shirt that Jack has worn on the island for all 108 days? TOO MUCH DETAIL!! For all of you that are with me on this minimalist media journey, I have enclosed a <i>fabulous</i> collection of what televised and comicized media should look like. I know many of...
Those Amazing Cephalopods
Those Amazing Cephalopods It’s no secret that the staff of NikHatter.com loves the sea life, but did you know that our favorite animal is the Octobot? Hold up, that’s not right. What’s it ca…? Right—the octopus, that’s it. We just love us some octopus. But did you know the reason WHY we love this majestic creature for all of time until the seas dry up by the first Chinese...
Those Amazing Cephalopods
Those Amazing Cephalopods It’s no secret that the staff of NikHatter.com loves the sea life, but did you know that our favorite animal is the Octobot? Hold up, that’s not right. What’s it ca…? Right—the octopus, that’s it. We just love us some octopus. But did you know the reason WHY we love this majestic creature for all of time until the seas dry up by the first Chinese...
Probing the Big Bang
No one really likes the idea of probing—except scientists…and aliens. Mainly scientists. But that doesn’t matter to the heads of state that are building CLASS (Cosmology Large Angular Scale Surveyor). The good news is that this thing is a “big step in measurement capability” and that it will be “looking for something 30-billionths of a degree above absolute...
Kicking the Metric System to the Proverbial Curb
Congratulations, Constellation Program. This is one small step for the lazy, one giant leap for America! That’s right! The Office of Inspector General had to examine a formal request from NASA’s Constellation Program to throw out the decision to make SI or the Metric System the “lingua franca” as it were. “We want to get rid of this cockamamie system of 10s and 100s and common...
Spray-On Solar Cells
That’s right, poly(3-hexylthiopene) or P3HT is the answer. Soon we will be able to produce clean conductive power on virtually any surface. Now if they could only develop a toothpaste with this stuff. “Poly-dontics” they could call it. You would put it on and the world would scream, “His smile is electrifying.” Ah, to be young again—and also a robot. Posted via email ...
Probe sees 'Pac-man in the moon'
Yet again, the bastion of the British media empire, the BBC News, has informed us of earth-shattering headlines: Probe sees ‘Pac-man in the moon’ No, we here at NikHatter.com do not exaggerate these type of things….much. But in this case, no exaggeration is needed. Stupidity in its truest and purest forms are somewhat meritorious in nature, slowly creeping their way to the top and...
Neptune is much like Ego, The Living Planet
Pluto may not be a planet anymore, but in my book, neither is Neptune!!! Not if it’s going around eating other planets and planetoids whilst stealing their moons. Good gravy, what next? Intragalactic feuds? http://www.newscientist.com/article/mg20527522.900-neptune-may-have-eaten-a-planet-and-stolen-its-moon.html?DCMP=NLC-nletter&nsref=mg20527522.900 Here’s the skinny: ...
The Purchase of NikHatter.com is Complete
You may have noticed that posts on this site have been different than previously styled over the past month or so. After a short “trial period,” the purchasing of NikHatter.com is now complete, and we now have control. We are not really “allowed” to say anything positive/negative about the previous posts or owner, however we do retain all rights of previous posts still listed on...
Happy New Opera Day!!
Yep, you heard correctly. Opera Mini 5 and Opera Mobile 10 are now stable non-beta versions. That’s it. That’s all I got. I just can’t bring myself to care about this momentous occasion. I’m sorry. I tried. See and download the full gallery on posterous Posted via email from NikHatter.com | Comment »
March 2010
19 posts
Don't Use Twitter, Use "Twitter"
The information network that we all know, love, and obsess over has come out to say, Our goal is not to just maximise that – we understand that people have a limited amount of time and attention and our hope is that Twitter can help you direct your attention in ways that are useful to you. “So we have no interest in just increasing the time you spend on the Twitter site – if anything...
Novell Deserves More than $2,000,000,000
For the love of PETE! (Link to article) Who in their right mind would think that Novell should go for less than a mere 4 big B’s? I dare say, perhaps they could settle for maybe $3.82 billion, but no less. And we younglings have all heard of Novell and know exactly what they brought us through the years: § Santa Clara Systems Inc. - 1986 § Cache Data Products - 1986 § Softcraft - 1987 § ...
Make a Statement with the "Detectair"
Oh that’s right, it can slice, dice, and even sniff your neighbor. Even though this isn’t suitable for when you would need it most: siphoning ether from your neighbor’s car, monitoring H2S in your local terrorist target, or using eco-friendly gardening. For CRYING OUT LOUD!!! It’s a shirt/jacket for women that care about pollution! Who is the demographic here? Women who can’t smell? People...
Freakin' "Beep!"
Leave it to the New York Times to keep the public well informed and up to date. I’m no Anderson Cooper Rockefeller, but I don’t necessarily think this story should be included in what he and I call the “360” cut. Maybe the 1080, but definitely not in the inner circle that is Anderson’s Cooper, if you know what I mean. Let me sum up this Cadillac of journalistic pieces. Ready? Ya, sure? ...
Freakin' "Beep!"
Leave it to the New York Times to keep the public well informed and up to date. I’m no Anderson Cooper Rockefeller, but I don’t necessarily think this story should be included in what he and I call the “360” cut. Maybe the 1080, but definitely not in the inner circle that is Anderson’s Cooper, if you know what I mean. Let me sum up this Cadillac of journalistic pieces. Ready? Ya, sure? ...
Blow Us Away Google...or Buzz Us Away
Now I like Google’s products as much as the next lonely son-of-a-gun, but c’mon—do we really need another Twitter/Facebook? Indulge me for a second here. Buzz is like the lonely red-headed step child of the unholy union that would be TwitBook. Throw me an update, throw me a link, toss me a photo, give me a glimpse of all you do on the net. It’s a smorgasbord of your web photos, your blog,...
Immortal Iron Fist and the Exoskeletal Glove
Sounds like a match made in Heaven, doesn’t it? But no, no no no no no. This is not a Marvel event seven years in the making. Rather this is exoskeletal glove that allows you to go into a controlled slide at higher speeds than you could before. Two things about this product: 1. This doesn’t help those people that this unfortunate incident has already happened to 2. Everyone that...
Congress Bends the Rules
If we don’t pass these laws people will die. But if we don’t bend these laws then we can’t pass this law…and people will die. Is it just me or do people just die, sorta, no matter what? Am I being cold here? So what’s the story with Louisiana Governor Bobby Jindal and Attorney General Buddy Caldwell, you may ask? Louisiana Attorney General Buddy Caldwell says Louisiana will file a lawsuit...
What Did We Use CD-Roms for again?
We will never see or use these again. Go ahead, prove me wrong. (There’s always some dirt bag out there that loves to just go his own way. STEP TO THE BEAT, YOU MINDLESS SLAVE!) See and download the full gallery on posterous Posted via email from NikHatter.com | Comment »
Tongue-Kiss Your SysAdmin
Yes, I know that the subject line is extremely gross, but that’s what noagendashow.com wants us all to do. NO, NO NO…I don’t listen to their crazy nonsense about Earthquake Machines and the terror that is George W. and Alex Jones, but it seems as though some of that group does contain those that create the Marvel that is xkcd.com. (does that make sense?) Of course...
South Park to Release First Ever Deleted Scenes
Ummm……yes, I watched it. It’s uhhh – well, it was…inappropriate to even put the link up. Way to raise the bar South Park. Way to raise it indeed. Don’t watch it here. If you did watch it, click here. Posted via email from NikHatter.com | Comment »
Fake Intel Core i7-920
Alright, we’ve all heard it by now. Newegg decided that they needed to screw all their customers by sending them fake processors. Sure, it wasn’t them. It was some “IPEX Infotech of Freemont California.” You know, I think they were the ones that sent in my fraudulent tax return. Good Luck, Newegg. See and download the full gallery on posterous Posted via email from...
Pride & Prejudice & Zombies: Dawn of the Dreadfuls
Oh, if my mom were dead, she’d be turning over in her grave. Much like Jane Austen. But unlike her, she will not need to have her head cut off because she is not dead….but Jane Austen is…I—I…oh forget it. I’m not much for movie trailers for books that are not going to be turned into movies, nevertheless this one’s a doosey. The Bennet girls fend off...
Higher Rate of Seismic Activity?
Is this really a question we have to ponder? I suppose if you don’t count the man-made quakes brought on by the egos of the elitist party and Illuminati or the incredulous (I’m not even sure what that word means) coverage of the MSM (Main Stream Media, ya perv!) then it is a question. Judge for yourselves and know that there is but one EARTH QUAKE MACHINE!!! Bow to Tesla, slaves! ...
7 Very Extinct Predators
I don’t know why we dwell on the past. It hardly seems relevant. Sure we may be able to learn a little bit from say, I don’t know, the Carter administration about economics…but everything else is useless, frivolous knowledge. So the question is if these predators are dead why give you the pictures to let you worry about them? Answer: Good Question. And yes, they all have...
7 Very Exctinct Predators
I don’t know why we dwell on the past. It hardly seems relevant. Sure we may be able to learn a little bit from say, I don’t know, the Carter administration about economics…but everything else is useless, frivolous knowledge. So the question is if these predators are dead why give you the pictures to let you worry about them? Answer: Good Question. And yes, they all have names…but you...
Woman tries to shut down Large Hadron Collider...
It is almost a certainty that John Titor is not to be trusted. He’s part of the community of Large Greys to bring down modern man in their attempt to conquer the galaxy, but this is going too far. The woman decided that shutting down CERN Large Hadron Collider was so important that she should demonstrate and appeal to the government. Yeah, we all know how far that gets us. Maybe she...
Cycles??? Of Insanity
Randomness meets cute man-eating teddy bears in this instant 2010 classic. Enjoy the show as you really try to figure out what is going on and what the point is. I believe it is obviously an indictment of 19th Century feudalism and its immediate reflection of present day society. Retroactively, of course. Or it could just be weirdness. Posted via email from NikHatter.com | Comment »